Birthday Cake

I'm a priss when it comes to my litter box. First off, my parents make me share with Pickles (gross). Secondly, I can't stand if it's not poop/pee free. So, to get back at my parents if my litter is not clean, I pee on their stuff. SUCKS DOESN'T IT DAD!!!

Anyway, check out this gross cake:


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Yes, this is edible!! Gross. I wouldn't even pee in that. But .. I LOVE food so, maybe I'd pee in it.