Suitcase Bed

Dear family, I want this:



Thank you All those 3hrees for posting this fabulous idea.

Mom and Dad, GET ER' DONE!!

We're moving

My parents think I'm dumb. They don't think I see all the boxes piling up around our apartment, taking up precious space that I OWN!!

We're moving tomorrow :(

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Do you know what this means?

• No longer the city cat I have grown to love.
• No longer able to roam freely on the balcony, checking out the action below on the street.
• Being locked in a stupid room with Pickles while everyone is downstairs moving stuff into a BIG truck. At least I can watch from the window. Who am I kidding, I'll be hiding in the closet. I HATE CHANGE!
• Being squished into a cat carrier, sitting in my grandparents SUV with cousin Kalen staring at me saying "cat!" and "bottom!" He can't say my name yet.

There are fun parts to moving though:

• Watching my grandad gag when Pickles takes a crap in his carrier. He tends to crap when he's in that thing.
• Exploring a new house with many more stairs and rooms to hide.
• Sitting on the humongous ledge that's in every room.
• Pissing in new spots to mark my territory (tee hee. Grandma calls me Pissy Cat)
  

Ya, I hate change, but I know I will learn to enjoy being a Suburban Cat.

Seriously Cat? Paula Abdul?

Remember that music video where Paula Abdul sings about being attracted to a cat?



Anyone else find that idea just wrong?

Who the hell would date Paula. I've seen "Hey Paula" and hellz no!!

Ninja Cat

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You know that game you humans played as a kid called "What time is it Mr. Wolf?"

Well, we play a similar game called Ninja Cat.



So next time you're out and you think a cat is following you, it is!

NINJA CATS UNITE!!

bottle, bags and ice cream

If this cat was black and white, this would be me.

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The things I have gotten stuck on my head include:

• Ben and Jerry small ice cream tubs
• cat treat bags
• water bottles
• bags of all sorts

One night, I had gotten my head stuck in the water bottle located in the living room. I managed to find my way upstairs into my parent's room without passing out from lack of air. My dad held me tight, my mom yanked the bottle off my head. Then they had the nerve to fall back asleep. No "are you ok baby?", or "are you done putting your head in bottles?", nothing. Hiss ...

And in case you are wondering, no, I did not learn my lesson and I still try to shove my head into everything.

Kid vs Kat - Dancing Cat

In honour of my Aunt Robin's dance weekend away, here is Kat busting some moves.



Talk to ya'll next week!

Birthday Cake

I'm a priss when it comes to my litter box. First off, my parents make me share with Pickles (gross). Secondly, I can't stand if it's not poop/pee free. So, to get back at my parents if my litter is not clean, I pee on their stuff. SUCKS DOESN'T IT DAD!!!

Anyway, check out this gross cake:


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Yes, this is edible!! Gross. I wouldn't even pee in that. But .. I LOVE food so, maybe I'd pee in it.