the nerve she has

So mom went away for a few days, leaving me her side of the bed to sleep in. Well, she had the nerve to come home and think she could take back my bed. Can you believe it?



Well, I got her back. Each night, around 4am, I get a little rowdy. I basically take this time to show mom and dad that I'm the boss of the house.



So, like clockwork, I snuck into the bed room, opened up my mouth and CHOMP!!! Yes, I bit Pickles. Pickles made his pathetic attempt to scare me (AKA as wimper) and it began. I started running around the room, jumping up on everything, and then I refer to my secret weapons. Plastic bags. I rustle them until she can't take it no more. Mom got up.



See, I don't really want anything, I just need to reaffirm to the family who wears the pants (or lack of) in the household.

So now, I will go to sleep. Cause you know, we cats do sleep an average of 18 - 20 hours a day.